Signs Of Aging

You know you're getting older when...

- Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

- You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.

- Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

- Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.

- Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.

- You look forward to a dull evening.

- Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

- Your back goes out more than you do.

- You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

- You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.