Useful Work Phrases

USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:

- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist

- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental

- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

- It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

- Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

- No, my powers can only be used for good.

- How about never? Is never good for you?

- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me

- You sound reasonable... Time to up my medication

- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

- Who me? I just wander from room to room.

- My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

- At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

- Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.