Performance Evaluations

RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations:

- "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

- "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

- "I would not allow this employee to breed."

- "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."

- "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

- "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."

- "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

- "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

- "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

- "This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."

- "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."