Quotes From The Boss

Quote from a recent meeting:

- We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done

Quote from the Boss:

- I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

A motivational sign at work: The beatings will continue until morale improves.

A direct quote from the Boss:

- We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired.

My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar territory.

My Boss said to me:

- What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier.

My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in his brain.

I thought my Boss was an idiot, and quit, to work for myself. My new Boss is an idiot, too ... but at least I respect him.

He's given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.

Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it.

Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution:

- I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!

HR Manager to job candidate:

- I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions.

Quote from telephone inquiry:

- We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.