Perfect Day

The Perfect Day According To:

HER

• 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
• 9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale
• 9:30 Light breakfast
• 11:00 Sunbathe
• 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
• 1:45 Shopping
• 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30 lbs
• 3:00 Facial, massage, nap
• 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
• 10:00 Make love
• 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

HIM

• 10:00 Wake up
• 10:02 Oral sex
• 10:10 Big Breakfast
• 11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
• 2:15 Enormous lunch
• 3:15 Oral sex
• 3:25 Play sports with the guys
• 4:30 Drink beer with the guys
• 6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
• 6:40 Oral sex
• 6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
• 11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
• 11:10 Sleep