The Chief's Baby

One day the African chief's wife gave birth to a white child and the chief was absolutely stunned. He suspected some hanky panky and went to the white Jesuit missionary father and looked at him suspiciously.

- You have been fucking my wives - he accused the white father, who looked very uncomfortable. The Jesuit, tried to wriggle out of the difficult situation by trying to explain Mendel's laws of genetics to the wrathful black.

- You see that herd of sheep - he said, pointing to the chief's herd - Most of them are white; but you will also notice 2 black lambs among them.

- OK! OK! - said the chief.

- You keep your mouth shut and so will I.