Piano Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
→ A flat minor.

What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
→ A flat major.

What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a steam roller?
→ Be flat, major.

What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
→ See flat major.

What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?
→ C sharp or B flat.

What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
→ A sharp major.

What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
→ A natural major.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
→ Root position cords.