Fish Riddles 6

Why are gold fish orange?
→ The water makes them rusty!

Who held the baby octopus to ransome?
→ Squidnappers!

What part of a fish weighs the most?
→ It's scales!

What fish do road-menders use?
→ Pneumatic krill!

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
→ They go sharkers!

What game do fish like playing the most?
→ Name that tuna!

What do naked fish play with?
→ Bare-a-cudas!

What do you get if you cross a big fish with an electricity pylon?
→ An electric shark!

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?
→ Jack the kipper!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
→ Whale of fortune!

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