Flying Pig

Where do you take sick ponies?
→ To the horsepital!

What do you say if you see a flying pig?
→ 'I see bacon's going up'!

Who tells chicken jokes?
→ Comedihens!

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?
→ A swine gut!

Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground?
→ To get to the other side!

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
→ 'When I fall in love it will be for heifer'!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?
→ Because eggs were going up!

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
→ A cloud!

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
→ An egg-splosion!