Farmyard Puns

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
→ To stamp out forest fires!

Why did the pig go to the casino?
→ To play the slop machine!

What is a pigs favorite ballet?
→ Swine Lake!

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
→ Pooched eggs!

How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?
→ Eat him on Saturday!

Why did the foal cough?
→ Because he was a little horse!

What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo?
→ Cock-a-doodle-don't!

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
→ Leave it inside the cow!

Where do milkshakes come from?
→ Excited cows!