Elephants at School

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
→ Because of all the cheetahs!

What do you call a elephant that never washes?
→ A smellyphant!

- Teacher: Where would you find an elephant?

- Pupil: You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
→ Anything you want as he can't hear you!

- Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong?

- Pupil: I don't know, nobody I know owns one!

How do you spell elephant?

- E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t

- That's not how the dictionary spells it

- You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!

- Teacher: Name six wild animals

- Pupil: Four elephants and two lions!

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
→ Annette!

- Bill: My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant.

- Bert: Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..

Why do elephants do well in school?
→ Because they have a lot of grey matter!