Bird Riddles 4

What do owls sing when it is raining?
→ 'Too wet to woo'!

What do baby swans dance to?
→ Cygnet-ure-tunes!

What birds spend all their time on their knees?
→ Birds of prey!

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
→ Tweetie Pie!

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
→ Jail-birds!

How do you get a cut-price parrot?
→ Plant bird seed!

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
→ Because they're both full of stuffing!

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
→ Fowl play!

What happens when ducks fly upside down?
→ They quack up!

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