Bird Riddles 1

Why did the owl, owl?
→ Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

What is a polygon?
→ A dead parrot!

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
→ The parrots of Penzance!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
→ A firequaker!

What is a parrot's favorite game?
→ Hide and Speak!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
→ Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
→ 'The pheasants are revolting'!

What is the definition of Robin?
→ A bird who steals!

When is the best time to buy budgies?
→ When they're going cheap!