Monkey Witness

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said:

- I wish you could talk.

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.

- You can understand what I'm saying? - asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

- Well, did you see this?

- Yes - motioned the monkey.

- What happened?

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

- They were drinking? - asked the officer.

- Yes.

- What else?

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

- They were smoking marijuana?

- Yes.

- What else?

The monkey motioned:

- Screwing.

- They were screwing, too? - asked the astounded officer.

- Yes.

- Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked.

- Yes.

- What were you doing during all this?

- Driving - motioned the monkey.