Bear Riddles 1

What kind of money to polo bears use?
→ Ice lolly!

Have you ever hunted bear?
→ No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!

How do you start a teddy bear race?
→ Ready, teddy, go!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
→ A bear faced lyre!

Why do bears have fur coats?
→ Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
→ A teddy boar!

What should you call a bald teddy?
→ Fred bear!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
→ A little bear!

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
→ Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
→ Winnie the Pooh!