Football Riddles 1

Where do religious school children practice sports?
→ In the prayground!

How did the basketball court get wet?
→ The players dribbled all over it!

Why did the chicken get sent off?
→ For persistent fowl play!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?
→ It was a cup draw!

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
→ The bored room!

A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club.
"Were the crowd not behind you?" asked the reporter.
"They were right behind me all right," said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"

Why was the struggling manager seen shaking the club cat?
→ To see if there was any more money in the kitty!