Seminars For Women

In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status. The following courses will be offered:

General Education

- GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges

- GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")

- GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One

- GE104: How to Parallel Park

- GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity

- GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps

- GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera

Home Economics

- HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Premature

- HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely

- HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely

- HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely

- HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How to Cut Credit Cards in Half")

- HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")

Interpersonal Relationships

- IR101: How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation

- IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby

- IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)

- IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce

- IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")

- IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!")