Elephant Books

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:

• The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant
  or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant
• The English book - Elephants I have shot on Safari
• The Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture
  or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.
• The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants
• The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants
• The Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money
• The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People
• The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.
• The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant
• The Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants
• The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
• The Swedish book - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.