How To Speak Southern

WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALK
BECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNER
How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson

- Aig - What a hen lays

- Aints - He's got aints in his paints

- Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin

- Arn - Ma's tard of arnin

- Bag - He bagged her to marry him

- Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence

- Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

- Bub - the light bub burned out

- Cheer - What you set in

- Crick - A small stream

- Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon

- Chiny - country over in Asia

- Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes

- Core - He got hisself a new Ford core

- Cyow - Animal on Farm

- Deppity - He helps out the shurf

- Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt

- Dainz - Satidy night social

- Ellum - A graceful tree

- Fanger - What you put your rang on

- Faince - Whats round the hawg lot

- Far - What get the brandin arn hot

- Furred - He got furred from his job

- Flar - A rose is a purdy flar

- Frash - Them aigs ain't frash

- Furiners - All non-'bamans

- Further - Hits ten miles further to town

- Grain - She was grain with envy

- Hail - Where bad folks go

- Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

- Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n

- Hilbilly - People in the next county

- Hollar - Whats between the hills

- Hard - Got a brend new hardhand

- Tar - His core blew a tar

- Laymun - A sour fruit

- Laig - Most folks have two of them

- Lather - What you climb up

- Liberry - Where you go to check out books for larnin

- Mailk - what you get from cyows

- Mere - What you see your self in

- Minners - Live bait

- Misrus - Married Woman

- Nar - Opposite of wide

- Nayk - Your head sets on it

- Nup - No

- Orrel - Them hinges need orrel

- Ormy - What the sojers go in

- Pank - A light red color

- Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow

- Petition - What separate the rooms

- Poke - A paper bag or sack

- Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in

- Poke Salit - A green vegetable

- Puppet - What the preacher is in

- Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher

- Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig

- Rang - You wear it on your fanger

- Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts

- Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town

- Rainch - A big cow farm

- Rat - Do it rat now!

- Rench - Rench the soap yourself

- Roont - She plum roont her shoes

- Salary - A stringy vegetable

- Soardeens - Small canned fish

- Shar - A light rain

- Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain

- Toad strangler - A heavy rain

- SodyPop - A soft drink

- Sprang - Water out'n the ground

- Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail

- Storch - This here aprn has to much storch in it

- Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death

- Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart

- Tho - Tho me the ball

- Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat

- War - A bobbed war fance

- Worsh - Go worsh your face

- Warter - What you worsh your face in

- Yurp - A continent overseas