Three English Words

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says:

- Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now.

The mexican man pleads with them:

- No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says:

- Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence.

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him:

- The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence.

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says:

- Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?

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