Bill Gates' Punishment

Satan greets him:

- Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says:

- I'll take this option.

- Fine - says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.

As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. Lucifer cried:

- That was Bill Gates!

- Why did you give him the best place of all!

- That's what everyone thinks - snickered Satan.

- The bottle has a hole in it!

- What about the PC?

- It's got Windows 95! - laughed Satan.

- And it's missing three keys,

- Which three?

- Control, Alt and Delete.