Going To A Lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

- What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.? - said the officer.

- I'm going to a lecture - the man said.

- And who is going to give a lecture at this hour? - the cop asked.

- My wife - said the man.