Blonde Avoiding Trees

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

- Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?

The woman replied:

- Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied:

- Ma'am... that's your air freshener.