Juggler With Knives

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

The officer asked:

- What are those knives doing in your car?

- I juggle them in my act.

- Oh yeah? - says the cop.

- Let's see you do it.

So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says:

- Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!