Bessie the Mechanic

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

- Your trouble is probably in the carburetor - said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.

- Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye? - asked the farmer.

- Yes, yes - the man replied.

- Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie - said the farmer.

- She doesn't know a thing about cars.