Inferiority Complex

Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained:

- I have an inferiority complex.

- Nothing I can do for you - said the doc.

- In the Army privates don't have an inferiority complex... they're just inferior...

An old man saw a very tired infantryman resting after a hard foot march. The man said with disdain:

- When I was of your age I thought nothing of a ten-mile hike.

- Well, I don't think much of it either - replied the GI.