Military Holiday Traditions

Top Holiday Traditions In The Military

9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask
10. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower
11. Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can't run their 2 miles without wheezing like an infant
12. Christmas morning, getting to sleep in till 0530
13. You open a gift and surprise! It's a khaki-colored t-shirt
14. Extra R&R for any personnel named Donner or Blitzen
15. There's always plenty of parking at the mall when you're driving a tank
16. Watching "Frosty" and crying my eyes out
17. Freeze-dried, shelf-stable, vacuum-sealed eggnog