Army Recruiting Ideas

Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting

8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta frequent flier miles
9. Where else can you shoot guns and get awakened in the middle of the night by loud explosions besides New York, Chicago and Detroit?
10. Get rid of all those creepy "Richard Simmons Wants You" posters
11. Intelligence spy satellite may be used to watch television 24 hours a day
12. Superiors may now be addressed as "Dude"
13. Make it so every hand grenade has a creamy nougat center
14. Next mission: all-out invasion of Temptation Island
15. New slogan "Army of One" replaces "Hope You Like Scrubbing Latrines!"