Slap, Slap, Jingle

Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

- Why, my outfit was so well drilled - declared one.

- that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.

- Very good - conceded the other.

- but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, jingle.

- What was the jingle? - asked the first.

- Oh - replied the other offhand.

- just our medals.