Blonde Questions

Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
→ To avoid the draft.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
→ Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
→ Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
→ Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
→ They don't know the route.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?
→ So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

How does a blonde commit suicide?
→ She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.