The Soda Machine

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient:

- Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?

The blonde turns around and says:

- Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!