Blonde Riddles

How do blonde braincells die?
→ Alone.

How do you brainwash a blonde?
→ Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

How do you change a blonde's mind?
→ Blow in her ear.

How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
→ Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

How does a blonde kill a fish?
→ She drowns it.

A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
→ Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
→ Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper