The Sneeze
NextA man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.
The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says:
- Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?
The woman replies:
- I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says:
- I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?
The woman looks at him and says:
- Pepper.
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