Animal Riddles

Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
→ Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
→ The outside.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
→ A walkie-talkie, of course.

Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
→ Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
→ Too many cheetahs.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
→ One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
→ To the retail store.

What kind of dog tells time?
→ A watch dog.