Two Vampire Bats
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Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says:
- Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood.
- We're new here, - says the second one.
- It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us.
The first bat replies:
- Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere.
He flies out of the cave.
When he returns, he is covered with blood.
The second bat says excitedly:
- Where did you get the blood?
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks:
- See that black building over there?
- Yes, - the other bat answers.
- Well, - says the first bat.
- I didn't.
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