Cigarette In The Rain

Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain. The second lady looks at that and says:

- That's such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?

- It's a condom - the first lady replies.

- Well, where can you buy those? - the second lady asks.

- Um... Most people buy them at pharmacies. - the first lady replies.

So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter.

- Do you guys sell those condom things? - she asks the pharmacist.

- Why yes we do - the pharmacist says a little confused.

- Do you know what size you need?

So the lady says:

- Well it's got to fit a Camel.