Two Ice Cubes

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender:

- Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there.

About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order:

- Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there.

The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartender asks why, and the gay guy says:

- I am going to put one in each cheek, go over there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!