Don't Ask Questions

A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in. The guy said:

- Dude, thank goodness you showed up!

- I'm starving, and I need you to watch the counter for me for a few minutes, while I run across the street to get some lunch.

The friend looked around the store, then looked back at his friend oddly. The guy said:

- Dude, don't ask any questions, just sell it to em.

The friend said:

- Ok.

So the guy left.

A customer came in, and went up to the counter. She said:

- I want a vibrator. What do you have?

The friend said:

- We got red ones, white ones, black ones, big ones, little ones and medium sized ones.

The lady said:

- I'll take a little red one to carry in my bag.

He sold it to her.

Another woman walked in. She approached the counter and said:

- I would like a vibrator, what do you have?

The friend replied:

- Red, black or white, large, medium or small.

The woman asked:

- Well, what about the red, white and black checkered one up there?

The friend said:

- Well, I'll sell it to ya if you want.

So she bought it.

A few minutes later the guy came back from lunch and said:

- Thanks Dude, you're a life saver.

- So did you sell anything?

The friend said:

- Yeah, I sold a little red vibrator and a thermos.