Army War Game

During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.

- Sorry sir - said one of the loafers - but we've been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way.

The C.O. turned to his driver and said:

- Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction.