Late From Golf

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until at 8 p.m. the husband finally pulls into the driveway.

- What happened? You should have been home hours ago!

- Harry had a heart attack at the third hole.

- Oh, that's terrible.

- I know. All day long it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry...