Breakfast Lights

With the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated.

- Who turned on the fucking lights? - a male passenger, who had been surly since boarding, snarled at a stewardess.

The girl had had enough of this particular character.

- These are the breakfast lights, sir - she answered with forced sweetness.

- The fucking lights are much dimmer, and you snored right through them.