Little Mermaid

Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam.

The first man waded out to her and said:

- Hello mermaid! Have you ever been kissed?

She replied:

- no sir! So he kissed her quite thoroughly and asked:

- Did you like that?

- Oh, indeed I did, sir! - she replied.

The second man went out to her and asked:

- Mermaid, have you ever had your breasts fondled?

- No sir - she replied. So he set to and fondled and caressed and then asked:

- How did you like that?

- It was most pleasurable, sir. - she replied.

The third fellow approached and asked:

- Mermaid, have you ever been fucked?

- No sir - she replied. He said:

- Well you have been now--the tide's gone out!