Chasing the Lawyer

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is a total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend:

- What's happened to your car?

- Well - the friend responses.

- I ran into a lawyer.

- OK - says the man.

- that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?

- Well, I had to chase him all through the park.