Ghosts In The White House

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

- George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? - Clinton asked.

- Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did - advised George.

The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.

- Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? - Clinton asked.

- Cut taxes and reduce the size of government - advised Tom.

Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

- Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? - Clinton asked. Abe replied:

- Go to the theater.