Clinton Family Helicopter

Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in a helicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutes and finally Hillary asks why he is looking so sad.

He says:

- I just was wondering what I could do for the poor countries.

- Well - says Chelsea - you could throw $100,000 out the window of the helicopter. I'm sure that the poor will get some of it.

He agrees that it's a good idea and he does.

About 5 minutes later he starts thinking again.

Hillary asks:

- Why do you still look so sad? You just threw $100,000 out the window of the helicopter. That helped a lot of poor people.

He says:

- I still feel like I didn't do enough.

She says:

- Well, Bill, why don't you throw another $100,000 out the window? That should make a lot of people happy.

Again he says it's a good idea and he does.

A few moments later and again he looks unhappy and he says:

- I still don't think I've done enough.

This time the helicopter pilot pipes up and says:

- Why don't you throw yourself out the goddamn window...that will make everyone in America happy.