Inventing Golf

A long time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.

One scottsman says:

- I'm going to invent a game.

The second man asks:

- What do you have to do?

The first man says:

- You have to get a ball in a hole.

The second man asks:

- So it's like billiards?

The first man says:

- No, its going to be much farther away.

The second man asks:

- So, it's somthing like bowling?

The first man says:

- No, it's going to be played on grass, and it's going to twist and turn.

So the second man asks:

- So it's kind of like croquet?

The first man says:

- NO, I'm going to put in tall grass, and water, and sand, and trees, just to piss you off!

So the second man asks:

- So you do this once?

The first man replies:

- NO, you do it EIGHTEEN TIMES!!