SNAG And DINK

Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says:

- My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.

Another guy says:

- What's that?

The first guy says:

- That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.

Another one says:

- My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.

A girl asks:

- What's that?

He says:

- That means I am a Double Income, No Kids.

A lady says:

- That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE.

Larry says:

- A WIFE? What's a WIFE?

She says:

- That means, 'Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.'