Coffee Gossip

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says:

- I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!

- Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive.

- I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?

- Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are.

- I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!

- Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!