140 Million Iraqis

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman:

- Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?

The barman says:

- Yep, that's them.

So the guy walks over and says:

- Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?

Bush says:

- We're planning WW III

And the guy says:

- Really? What's going to happen?

Bush says:

- Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed:

- A blonde with big tits?

"Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell and says:

- See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!

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