Three Breasts

God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.

He said to the woman:

- Is there anything on you that you'd like to change?

She said:

- Yes. Could you get rid of this middle breast?

God snapped his fingers and it was done.

She exclaimed, holding the third breast in her hand:

- What am I going to do with this useless boob?

And God created man.